Reefer? Huh? Who's asking? Does Roger Goodell have his nose to the door or something? What does "imbibing" mean? Does asking this many questions make me seem paranoid? Where exactly is the snack table again?
Jeez, can't a couple professional athletes that are facing a challenge more stressful than any we have seen in the history of the NBA imbibe, imbibe, pass some naturally grown muscle relaxers around the locker room without having to remind media members to...
After all, they would probably get a little high too if their profession had them going up against something as harrowing and daunting as this Golden State Warriors roster. I almost felt like I needed to light up in support of the Cleveland Cavaliers once that third quarter started to get away from them. I don't know if sparking up is going to be what readies them for Game 3, but they can't be worse at passing the dutchie than they are at passing off defensive assignments. Weed probably stands about as much of a chance at success at whatever they did that had them giving up 40 points in the first quarter last night. I know Tyronn Lue said he was happy with the effort, but something tells me that opinion was the result of him dipping into the stash during the pregame.
I suppose in a perfect world they could have at least waited until they boarded the bus before fading off into the night, but I can't - in good conscience - fault them for partaking in some herbal remedies when the Warriors' dominance also has me searching for alternative sources of entertainment once it gets clicking.