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The Clippers Were Lights Out Last Night, Literally

12/17/2015

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Aww shucks, little early on the light dim Staples Center. Would have been a perfect followup to Blake Griffin clearing himself for takeoff...
That's alright, you'll have another opportunity. Just try to do better next time. If you're going to leave the fans in the dark you have to make it look like, yet another, Blake Griffin electrifying dunk caused a power outage. That might give people the impression that you guys you are sort of on top of things, instead of looking completely incompetent like you do now.

​How about Blake Griffin being cocky enough to knock down a free throw in the dark and running back down court like it's just business as usual. Like swishing a shot from the line in what resembled the dead of night is just something people do. I got to 
be honest. I think if a man's confidence is so high that he is comfortable electing to blindly shoot free throws then you have to count them when they go in. Not sure if it happens anywhere near enough to warrant a rule change, but it's just a little something to ponder in the offseason.

How bad did this make DeAndre Jordan feel about his foul shooting woes? Just standing there hearing the 'swish' as his front court partner in crime is casually accomplishing something that all the wattage in the world couldn't help him achieve. I don't even know if this makes sense, but DJ might even be better off shooting in the dark. Maybe not looking at the rim will actually help him visualize it better. Does that make sense? Yeah, didn't think so. Oh well, he'll just have to settle for watching Blake continue to define versatility, while he grabs boards and throws down alley-oops that no human person should be able to even get their hands on. I guess it's true that you can't have it all...unless your Blake Griffin of course.
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4/22/2016 07:31:27 pm

Good post. I love this

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