DailyTargum- The Rutgers University Police Department is looking for a vandal who has been spray painting penises on several buildings and sidewalks across the Livingston and Cook/Douglass campus.
Depictions of a popular meme known as "Dick Butt" began appearing on Douglass campus near Hickman Hall, on Livingston campus near Tillet Hall, the Livingston Student Center and the Livingston Plaza bus stop and on Cook campus near the Newell Apartments. University spokesperson Greg Trevor said Rutgers police are searching for the vandal. University Facilities and Capital Planning have been notified to remove the graffiti. Shivani Patel, a School of Arts and Sciences first-year student, said when she first saw the drawings about three weeks ago, she was reminded of the immaturity of some college students. "Incidents like these take me back to high school," Patel said. "Rutgers has such a huge name and the University needs to stay up to its name." I tried to tell everyone the move to the Big Ten wasn't just about football. Sure, getting our dicks kicked into our butts during a nationally televised primetime game was the primary motivation for realigning conferences. However, the money that getting slaughtered by - conservatively speaking - 832 points the last two weeks provides was undoubtedly going to improve the university academically as well. Well, ladies and gentleman, vindication has never made me chuckle so shamelessly! If a meme that manages to incorporate multiple no-no places isn't proof positive that the student body is progressing in the classroom than I don't know what is. The learning has never been higher! The minds of the undergrads never so saturated with brilliantly phallic innovations! Just take a look at it. It's a dick.....AND a butt! The best of both worlds! What more could you for?! Thank God the police won't rest until they find the "vandal" (Also See: Arteest). It would be the damnedest of shames if he didn't get the credit he deserved. I bet the illustrator didn't even realize he was going to transport Shivani Patel back to her high school glory days when he started rounding off the asscheeks on an erect penis. So many unforeseen benefits to the popularization of 'Dick Butt'. Almost makes me wish I was a 20 year old with an everlasting buzz so I could take in the beauty of these veiny, triumphant sons-of-bitches in person...
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