The Internet Confusing Chad Johnson The Football Player And Chad Johnson From The Bachelorette Is Peak 2016
I just love the entire process that undoubtedly took place before a bunch of people started tweeting at one of the most well known personalities in NFL history instead of some random douchebag from a completely contrived dating show.
First, you have be someone that is so incredibly invested in characters on a reality show that - SPOILER ALERT - are working (loosely) off of a script that you want to disparage one on the internet. Then you have be so narrow-minded that you type 'Chad Johnson' into your Twitter search bar thinking that the first result that pops up absolutely has to be that guy from your favorite guilty pleasure. Then you have to ignore literally every warning sign afforded to you that you are directing your hate at the wrong person.
Who cares that the dude in the avatar is a completely different race and his handle is the well known nickname of a much more notorious Chad Johnson? That dude hasn't played football in like 4 years. Of course he has been surpassed in popularity and search credentials by the steroid fueled dickhead that's been captivating the viewing audience for all of two weeks. Hey Ocho Cinco, what have you done for me lately bro? "Child please" is like soooooo 2011. Internet moves fast these days. Keep up or kick rocks. If you want people to be able to differentiate between you and someone that will most likely be an afterthought in a month then how about catching a touchdown and doing a fine-worthy celebration this calendar year? Either that or become an online punching bag for a bunch of Bachelorette fanatics that simply refuse to believe that black guys named Chad actually exist - even if the one in question was a hugely popular, outspoken public figure no more than a couple of years ago.
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