Sports Illustrated- "I don't think I miss school,'' said Manziel. "But I miss those guys in the locker room. I miss Coach Sumlin. I think it's fair for me to say that I miss college life, but this is the decision that I made.
In other news, the sky is blue, grass is green, and your shit does indeed skink. Fuck you Johnny. Fuck you. You aren't allowed to say you miss college. Everyone misses college. The entire year after you graduate is spent mourning the death of your freedom. The freedom to skip a class. The freedom to take days at a time off from being a productive member of society. The freedom to wear a hoodie at any and all hours of the day.
I would imagine college life is a little different as Johnny Manziel. Sure, you have less free time. I am sure the practice schedule and the occasional curfew cut into the time you can spend drinking your life away. However, JFF probably paid for no more than zero drinks at school. He went home with the smokiest of smoke shows every single time he did have a chance to party. Of course he misses college. Dude just dominated college football, dominated college girls, and dominated the college party scene. The fall from the top is always the hardest.
So, I understand that you miss college Johnny, but spare us. Spare the little people. Spare the people that TRULY miss college. The people that graduated into entry level jobs. The people that are getting lambasted for getting their bosses' coffee wrong. The people that didn't flee college early for million dollar contracts. After all, we did just watch you go on a summer long champagne tour of this fine country. We have feelings too Mr. Football, so please stop reminding us of our mediocrity.