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The Most Disrespectful Knockout Aftermath In History

11/20/2014

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Should I be laughing? Did that kid just get one punch murdered? Those could totally be post-mortem muscle twitches. At the very least he may never walk again. The sound he made upon contact? It sounded like someone coming up for air after being held under water. Some mix between that and someone vomiting. Absolutely cringeworthy. Most emasculating knockout in history. This isn't about the knockout though. It's about the aftermath. It's about a collaboration of some of the most disrespectful maneuvers in the history of fighting. I truly don't know which part is the worst.

"Night-night" will never not be funny. This dude could have sat there and repeated it on loop for 15 minutes and I would have been on the edge of my seat the whole time. Looking through the kid's wallet and declining to take anything is absurd. He basically said "I don't want to take anything else because I just stole every ounce of his dignity". If I am the kid I would hope he took the contents of my wallet. At least then there would be a reason I got socked clean around the earth. The "you can do it" ass slap is unbelievably comedic when the "it" being referred to is standing up under your own power. Dear God, just let the kid rest in peace. Did this guy taping just intentionally drop "Fancy"? Is that his go-to post knockout song? Can't be anything worse than slowly passing away to an Iggy Azalea song. Especially with the man responsible dancing over what soon will be outlined in chalk. It took every fiber in this kid's body to blurt out any semblance of an actual English word, and my man is just giving him the 'HUH!?!' right in his grill. Honestly can't tell what the most ridiculous part is. If I have to pick I am going with the wallet toss. Just couldn't bear to take his money after he took his life.
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