You're going to have to forgive my negligence because I have never gone through the process of attaining full bodied, plucked poultry, but isn't skinning a duck the only way to get your hands on a skinned duck? Unless you happen to know the right outdoorsman, how else would one come to secure something that looks like it's sold - as is - at a roadside stand in China? I think I speak for almost everyone that doesn't have a future in serial killing when I say that I prefer my meat to be headless upon purchase, so it must take some sort of effort to end up with a duck that's literally dead behind the eyes at your disposal.
That's why I have to give this dude a hell of a lot of credit. I personally find it haunting and strange to lug dead birds around in public, but if you put that type of dedication into trolling your opponent during the playoffs then there's nothing I can do but respect it. Whatever means he used to sneak that animal corpse into the arena probably dangerously toed the thin line between beastiality and necrophilia, but if you are at a loss for words then there's a legitimate reason why...
Because it's the Cup.
P.S. I guess it's a good thing they changed their name, because there is nothing "mighty" about that dead, disgraced mallard.