First and foremost, let's just get this out of the way because everyone is thinking it...
Watching black people react to a magic trick will never cease to be just as awe-inspiring as the actual magic trick they are reacting to. You can keep your cute cat videos and unfortunate taps to the testicles, because if I want to go down a YouTube rabbit hole full of must-watch entertainment then I'm looking for the type of black magic that summons spirits that are anything but evil. It truly provides a joy as simple as watching out-of-shape white people fight.
More importantly, a 7th round pick is all it took to get Jon Dorenbos? A 7th round pick?!? Never mind the fact that he's a 37 year old long snapper, because I haven't seen a Saints' roster bond like that in ages! Granted, that's because I don't have a hidden camera catching every single interaction in the team facilities that isn't a sleight of hand that's all-but-guarantee to make the more melanin-sufficent members of the team lose their ever-loving minds, but that's besides the point. Sean Payton's trade happy ass probably would have gone as far up the draft board at a 5th rounder if he knew Jon Dorenbos had what it took to hype up even the flattest of locker rooms by cleverly picking it's card. Now, he could pull a rabbit out of a goddamn hat and the Saints might still finish 7-9, but you can't tell me that this team wasn't lacking the enthusiasm I just saw in that video the last couple of seasons. Hell, if he makes it through the season without being hurdled I might just think about thrusting him into the MVP conversation.
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