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The Seahawks DJ Won't Play The 'Future' Album Around The Team Because Of Russell Wilson And Ciara

9/15/2015

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BSO- This year, I’ve been getting a lot of requests for Future. But that dynamic is weird too, because I can barely play Future with Ciara running around and that’s her baby’s dad. It’s just that he has a dope-ass album out right now, players like to hear it, it definitely gets you pumped up — even though it’s low-tempo, it’s still stuff that you want to hear — and then you’ve got Ciara running up with little baby Future and she’s dating Russell so it’s like, “Oh f—.”

I also feel weird playing Ciara, because I was playing Ciara before she started dating Russell. I’d play “Goodies” and stuff like that for the crowd because it’s good music that white people know—it’s dance-y music, it’s popular, it’s stuff that you can get away with playing. Now that she’s dating Russell, I don’t want people to be like, “He’s just playing that because she’s dating Russell.”



HA! The Seahawks are so fucked! You think that 0-1 record is a coincidence?  Russell Wilson, yeah, the quarterback that they just paid 21 million dollars a year, is going to let his love life, or more appropriately, non-sex life be the fuse that's responsible for the implosion of the Seahawks locker room. Laugh now, but it's not as crazy as you think. It was just last year that his teammates didn't think he was black enough. You think the are going to take kindly to a ban on all of Future's music? That's the least black thing that could possibly happen in an NFL locker room in 2015. Inconvenience breeds resentment, and 52 other men, that are predominantly black, having to make drastic changes to their playlist because of one player's girlfriend is an inconvenience of the highest of orders. As Chris Tucker once infamously said, "don't you ever touch a black man's radio!". This news may sound trivial, but I'm pretty sure it just locked up the division for the Arizona Cardinals.  Seriously. You think Kam Chancellor is sitting out solely because of his contract, or do you think part of it is because he's disgusted by the fact that the Seahawks are doing more to appease the quarterback's girlfriend then their very own starting safety?

I think we have all been in a similar position. Someone that you are close with, or spend a lot of time with, gets a significant other and all the sudden you have to walk on eggshells around them. It's fucking awful. Then you end up at brunch spouting off some offensive shit that would usually get a laugh and you have your friend's girlfriend giving you those judgmental eyes from across the table. Well, fuck those eyes, and fuck Ciara's feelings, because prior to Ciara there was Future being played inside the Seahawks facilities. That shouldn't change just because Future was making that very same music when he was putting babies in Ciara. You can't completely change the dynamic of a group. In this case, the dynamic of a group that has been to back-to-back SuperBowls. We are talking about adults here. If you can't stand hearing your ex-fiance's music in public then maybe don't date famous musicians. Seems pretty simple to me. Putting a ban on it does nothing but set an awful precedent. An awful precedent that not only is Russell Wilson bigger than the team, but his stupid celibate girlfriend is too. Just don't say I didn't warn you when they miss the playoffs this year. High maintenance, pain in the ass girlfriends are like a ticking time bomb that not even Pete Carroll can diffuse, and I don't think Seahawks fans are going to be too happy with the aftermath.
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