The Toronto Public Library Is Getting In On The Fun Of A Little Postseason Trash Talk

We're sorry for the etiquette blip, but still quite proud of the infamous flip. Go Jays! #OurMoment #ALDS #NationalPoetryDay @ArlingtonTXLib pic.twitter.com/fjDUcLZsOe

— TorontoPublicLibrary (@torontolibrary) October 6, 2016

National poetry day? Alright, let's give this a shot...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Hockey is better,
That's why they hurled racial slurs at Hyun Soo

I won't lie. That entire arrangement is pretty clever. Undoubtedly required far more time and energy than it was worth, but I would imagine the person putting in a "hard" 9-5 at the local library welcomed the challenge of putting together a social media stunt. Absolutely had to be more stimulating than doing...well...whatever the hell it is that library employees do other than "shhh" people. I want to say I probably would have given up on finding the books that would best fit this picture after about 5 minutes, but I'm not entirely sure that's true if I was trying to avoid standing at the front desk for hours and pointing people in the direction of whatever literature they were seeking.

Plus, I would love to get my hands on that 'Sorry' book with the solo cup on the side. I don't know what it's about, but something tells me it applies heavily to my life. Then again, so does the 'Not Sorry' book. Then again, both of those would require reading. Shit, maybe I'll just settle for the booze and call it a day. I wonder if Toronto has another mode of beer delivery other than raining them down at unsuspecting people from 50 feet away...