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The Warriors Celebrated A Turn To The Dark Side By Throwing Themselves Their Very Own 1st Birthday Party

11/13/2016

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A photo posted by Draymond Green (@money23green) on Nov 11, 2016 at 6:11pm PST

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Tough to hate on the Warriors here. After all, what grown adult male doesn't love attending a completely overdone children's party? Almost have to admire that they chose to go with a similarly cheerful atmosphere to announce to the world that they have officially turned evil. Nothing shows people that you're finally embracing the hate quite like posting an Instagram from an event right in the face of everyone that wasn't invited to it. If anything, the real losers here are the 'Bad Boy' Pistons of the 80's that didn't realize until this very second that they missed a huge opportunity to throw themselves an over indulgent 'Sweet 16' to celebrate how detestable they were. I bet Bill Laimbeer and Rick Mahorn are somewhere stomping their feet because they are too far removed from their playing days to justify renting a bounce house and a cotton candy machine in honor of their legendary antihero mentality.

I'll admit, it seems a bit weird to pose in front of a bunch of balloons for your long awaited heel turn, but the temporary tattoo tear drops more than make-up for the lack of intimidation in their decorations. If group selfies posted on social media aren't the type of thing that will let your detractors know that you don't give a fuck what they think then I don't know what is. Watch out NBA fans, the Warriors aren't that thin-skinned team that imploded in last years finals. No sir. They've graduated past that stage of sensitivity. You can tell because only a group of players that just received some sort of diploma would host a shindig like this!

P.S. I'm aware that the Warriors are mocking the widespread thought that they would be better off accepting that they are too good not to be unlikable, but I didn't singlehandedly keep the local  'Party City' in business for another month so who really played themselves? 
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