There Is No Surer Sign That Jay Gruden Needs To Be Fired Than Desean Jackson Giving Him A Titty Twister

DeSean Jackson gave #Redskins Coach Jay Gruden a titty twister during practice today (via @CSNRedskins) https://t.co/dsvBt5GH2o

— Master Tesfatsion (@MasterTes) November 12, 2015

Some will say this is a good thing. They'll say that it shows that Head Coach Jay Gruden and enigmatic wide receiver DeSean Jackson are actually friends. They would be right about the latter, and therein lies the problem. You shouldn't be friends with your coach. You can be FRIENDLY with your coach, however friendship requires a certain level of equality. An equality that shouldn't exist between one oft-injured player and the man that is responsible for 53 different players and a slew of other coaches. Furthermore, not only are Jay Gruden and DeSean Jackson friends, but they are the worst kind of friends. The only type of friend that gives another friend a titty twister is one that is trying to establish dominance in the relationship. It's never the less popular kid in middle school that's giving his more popular friend a titty twister. I am pretty sure that's why the presence of the titty twister fades with age. Not because it stops being funny, but because as we get older we only hang out with people we consider our peers. If you are out of college you shouldn't look at your friends as if you better than them, and thus you shouldn't be giving them titty twisters. All this tells me is that Desean Jackson, a guy that has spent a majority of the season on the shelf, thinks he's more important than Jay Gruden. A titty twister is basically one step below a wet willy, and you are required to punch someone that gives you a wet willy. I think it's safe to say that at no point in time should your Head Coach be one step away from punching your wide receiver.

Jay Gruden has completely botched the whole RG3 situation. He's spent the better part of two years starting garbage quarterbacks like Kirk Cousins and Colt McCoy. His defense stinks. His offense stinks. The entire team is puttering along as a bad team in a bad division. While all of those things may be fireable offenses, nothing speaks to the catastrophic state of the franchise like having a Head Coach that the players like, but clearly don't respect. You can't convince me that's not the situation at hand when you have a grown man giving his superior a titty twister on a Thursday morning. The fact that this idea even floated around in the brain of DeSean Jackson says all you need to know about this team, and I cant wait for the Saints to play them on Sunday.