There's No Way A 9th Inning Grand Slam In The Third Game Of The Season Made A Rangers Fan Cry, Right?

Francisco Lindor hits go-ahead grand slam, makes fan cry pic.twitter.com/sUwiB2ec6v

— Matt Clapp (@TheBlogfines) April 6, 2017

I feel bad for one person and one person only, and shockingly it's the not the girl that was caught on camera crying into her hand after Francisco Lindor went way, wayyyy back and sent the Texas Rangers plummeting to the bottom of the AL West at 0-3. The person that is deserving of your sympathy is the owner of the arm to her left who I presume to be the boyfriend that didn't even think about consoling his overly dramatic plus one, because he's more than likely responsible for her untimely tears that accidentally got broadcasted to the entire internet as if they were caused by that home run. You just know he had a real shit storm of a night on his hands after whatever it is that he did to make his girlfriend bawl in public, and it's not going to get any better today when she's let in on the fact that she's gone viral for doing so.

Let's hope this poor schlub did something that is deserving of the ensuing argument that he's undoubtedly still in the midst of, because no man is deserving of a significant other who is so emotionally unstable that a blown save in Game 3 of 162 is enough to cause waterworks. It's already a long, long season. I can't imagine how much longer it would seem to a guy that has a permanent stain on the shoulder of his favorite Rangers' shirt after lending it to his hysterical girlfriend after every single unexpected loss.