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These "Sex Roulette" Parties Where One Person Has HIV Sound Like A Real Hoot And A Holler

5/17/2016

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Metro-  It’s the ultimate in extreme sex – parties where one person secretly has HIV, and everyone has unprotected sex without knowing who it is.Doctors in Barcelona have claimed that ‘sex roulette’ parties taking place, usually among gay men – and it echoes previous reports of such parties among wealthy people in Serbia.

The ‘thrill’ comes from knowing you might be infected, people who claim to have attended such parties say.

Dr Josep Mallolas of Hospital Clinic Barcelona says that the parties are a sign that people have ‘lost respect’ for HIV, in a report in el Periodico.

Mallolas says, ‘There is everything: sex roulette parties, or sex parties you can only attend if you already have HIV.’


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You ever been invited to a get together that you knew you weren't going to be welcomed to with open arms. Maybe you got a pity invite to a housewarming party from an old friend that you had a falling out with. Maybe it's an ex's wedding that she felt guilty not inviting you to. Whatever the case may be, you appreciate the gesture but you know that everyone would be better off if you respectfully declined. Well, the guy walking around the "sex roulette party" as the sole person with HIV is the most exaggerated example of someone that didn't realize that his invite was sent out with the hopes that he wouldn't show up. Leave it to the person with the sexually transmittable virus to completely lack social etiquette. 

I know what you are thinking, "how can a sex roulette party truly be a sex roulette party without a patient zero?". Long story short, it can't. If Magic Johnson can take a hint then the threat of passing around a potentially deadly disease isn't legitimate. That said, it's not that people need the threat of HIV to be real to enjoy the thrill of potentially getting it. They just need to think the threat of HIV is real to enjoy the thrill of potentially getting it. It's equates to a woman that likes to be choked during sex. She just wants to feel like she's vulnerable to strangulation without really having to worry about whether she's breathed her last breathe. If the person that introduces the sickness to the party doesn't show up then the theme of the party isn't compromised, because no one knows who that person is anyway. People are just out there having relatively "clean" anal sex while still experiencing the weirdest of arousals that they achieve from sodomizing possibly tainted turd cutters. As long as the sickly person on the guest list happens to be selfless and self aware then it's the best of both worlds...or something like that.

P.S. I guess it's fair to say that HIV is basically the common cold if people are knowingly and anxiously putting themselves at risk just to enter a couple of unknown assholes. 
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