This 45 Year Old Guy Had The Most Predictable Reaction To Being Confronted About Sexting A 14 Year Old Girl
Metro- A paedophile who thought he was meeting a 14-year-old girl he had been speaking to online collapsed when he was confronted by a vigilante group instead.
David Hanson, 45, passed out when he realised the ‘girl’ he had been chatting with was actually peadophile hunters Dark Justice.
Only a few days before their meeting last July, he had sent explicit messages to her.
You know, at first I felt bad about laughing at such a serious situation, but then I realized that there was actually never a 14 year old girl at risk and I rewound this guy falling asleep on his feet about 15 times over. If you don't find this cowardly 45 year old man in a 'Just Do It' shirt crumbling under his own weight as he potentially plays dead hilarious then I don't want to know you.
The funny thing is that this scumbag's biggest mistake - other than hunting down underaged women on the internet - was doing so in England. You think Chris Hansen is going to bust a guy that has damn near the same last name as him? Hell no. 'Hansen' already has way too close of an affiliation with pedophilia. He can't be going around creating a stronger connection between his government name and sexual misconduct. If there is a person that would get away with baiting fake teenage girls in America it's the man whose identity could potentially be mistaken for the guy whose famous for putting a stop to his actions. One Hansen has another Hanson arrested and you're leaving far too much up to the recollection ability of the general public.
Seriously though, this has got to be the most predictable reaction to a rape confrontation of all time, right? Come on David, even running away would have been more noble than losing consciousness. A man too scared to pursue women his own age is a man that's too scared to stay on his feet when he gets called out for pursuing women 30 years his junior. If this guy's body was the same age as his mind then this would have just been two 14 year olds consenting to sex, because everything about this dude says that he's a mental preteen. His outfit, his backpack, his wide-eyed reaction to being caught doing something bad. He's basically 45 going 15, which at least partly explains why he couldn't find an age appropriate sexual partner.