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This Baby That Flawlessly Impersonates 'Rocky' Movies Has To Have The Luckiest Parents In All The Land

8/18/2016

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Let't just get the obvious out of the way first, this baby clearly has a future in athletics. I don't know whether it's in boxing or not, but that's the most coordinated toddler I have ever seen in my entire life. At the very least I would feel comfortable guaranteeing he has a record breaking high school career ahead of him. Whether it translates in college really depends on how strict his parents are and if being granted freedom leads him to a substance dependency. I wouldn't exactly be willing to hand him a scholarship quite yet, but the kid's got all the tools. As far as the un-potty trained go, he's at the top of the watch list. 

More importantly, he's the most low maintenance baby of all time. Are you fucking kidding me? If I knew for a fact I could plop my child down in front of Rocky Balboa and completely shut my brain off for hours at a time I probably would have stopped wearing condoms in college. Sure, it would get old listening to Sylvester Stallone mutter inspirational nonsense out of the side of his mouth all day, but it's exponentially better than playing the 'Kangaroo Song' on repeat until you don't know whether to sing along or put a gun in your mouth.

​I imagine the two things on the top of every parent's wish list is a tolerable choice in entertainment and a goddamn break. What better way to satisfy both those things than to tire your child out by having him reenact overly dramatic workout montages from a classic movie franchise that provides 12+ hours of semi-original material?!?! These parents hit the genetic jackpot. A child that just wants to run himself ragged to an old Italian boxer exercising? It simply doesn't get any better than that. They should be paying Sylvester Stallone royalty checks for the priceless service he is providing in raising their kid. 
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