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This Blake Griffin Pass Was So Sexy It Will Have You Biting Your Lower Lip

2/2/2017

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Blake Griffin's between-the-legs backdoor dime is the @StateFarm Assist of the Night! □ pic.twitter.com/TsGpldKvu7

— NBA.com (@NBAcom) February 2, 2017

I equate that pass to putting blush on Kate Beckinsale, because going under the wickets was a completely unnecessary enhancement of it's beauty. Some may say that the most impressive part of that dish was having the balls to serve it, but I would respectfully disagree because I think the most impressive part was managing to avoid his clearly monstrous balls as he made it. Considering the grapefruits it takes to drop a spur-of-the-moment dime like that it's a goddamn miracle of modern geometry that he was able to test-his-tes and sneak it through the ranging mitts of two awe-struck defenders. Someone needs to tell Blake Griffin to take it easy out there, because he went over the river and through the legs to make his competition look worse than they already would have had he slipped a regular backdoor bounce pass to a cutting J.J. Redick. 
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