This Brother That Released A List Of His Sister's Sexual Exploits Doesn't Know How Family Works11/10/2015 Metro- When this guy was grassed up by his sister and grounded for having some beer in his room, he didn’t take it well. At all.
In his quest for revenge he crept into his sibling’s room in the hunt for something he could use against her. He unearthed a goldmine – and slapped it all over the world wide web. Her ‘hook-up list’ outlines her sexual aspirations in glorious details, because without a goal you can’t score, I guess. The brother said: ‘Everyone out there might think my sister is such a sweet and innocent girl, but a few days ago I decided to go treasure hunting in her room and found a little something special hidden in her closet.' Nope, I simply can't cosign this move. I won't cosign this move. This is not what family is supposed to do to each other. Don't get me wrong. A sister is supposed to rat out her brother for having alcohol in his room. A brother is supposed to go digging through his sister's shit and find a list of all the dicks she wants to suck (best case scenario there is no such list). However, he's not supposed to release that list to the general public. It's a very simple concept. You can make fun of your family. Hell, you should make fun of your own family. You should take every single opportunity to make their lives a living hell. However, the second you make it easier for outsiders to do so is when you become undeserving of the people whose bloodline you share. Family is just a group of people that you love enough to openly criticize. Once you give other people the opportunity to openly criticize them is when you compromise that love. This kid just up and destroyed his sister's entire life, and I think we can all agree that doesn't fall under the job description of a brother. He is obligated to ruin her home life, not ruin her social life. He is supposed to subtlety let her know that he has her list and make inappropriate innuendos around their parents. He is supposed to threaten to post it on the internet. He's not supposed to actually do it. That list is far more valuable in his hands than in the hands of millions upon millions of strangers. Hey dude, black mail, ever heard of it? It's pretty much the best way to extort favors from your siblings. The best part about it is that you don't even have to become a complete and utter social pariah that no one wants to be friends with to do so. Not only did he fail to protect his sister, but he humiliated her in front of the entire world. If he broke the unspoken bond between siblings than no circle of trust is safe. All this guy did was make himself look like an unlovable dickhead in the process of making it easier for his raunchy little whore of a sister to bat through the order. Hope that spiteful act of revenge was worth it, because it just bought him a first class ticket out of the will, and his sister a first class ticket to the meat market. Oh well, I'm sure the Thanksgiving spread at the homeless shelter is palatable.
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