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This Cheating Boyfriend That Got His Balls Set Ablaze By His Girlfriend Probably Should Have Seen It Coming

8/18/2015

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Metro- He cheated. She’s angry. But this is one of the most extreme pay-backs we’ve ever seen.

The wounded partner filmed herself dousing her sleeping boyfriend’s private parts in liquid before setting them alight.

He wakes up to the horrifying realisation his goolies are on fire.

The woman is heard saying: ‘Yeah that’s right…You cheat on me with my f******* co-worker, you didn’t think I wasn’t going to f******* find out? You stupid a** n***** – get the f*** out. You and that b**** can go to hell.’



I don't think there is any type of sexual misconduct that you can commit, short of sleeping with our significant other's best friend or sister, that is worthy of having your man parts turned into a testicular inferno. Cheating is wrong, but it's not "leave your sexual reproductive organs in a heaping pile of ashes" wrong. I think I speak for most people that have been cheated on when I say that I have never felted scorned enough to attempt to scorch another human body in their sleep. So no, this woman didn't handle this situation particular well. In fact, she handled it about as poorly as one can handle such a situation. 

Now, that being said, I refuse to sit here and feel bad for the victim. No, not because he cheated, but because of who he cheated on. He don't just enter a serious relationship with a woman that is crazy enough to light your dick on fire and not know that she is crazy enough to light your dick on fire. I truly believe that. Not to mention that this woman is clearly black (yes, I am judging completely by her voice, so sue me). I think all black women that get cheated on are capable of this level of insanity. I would be disappointed if I found out a black woman was cheated on and didn't cause actual physical pain to her boyfriend. She would be doing a disservice to her entire race/gender. Fear is how you get results. White girls just take to social media to tell everyone that you have a small dick, black women try to erase it's entire existence. That's how you make sure your man never cheats again. Well, either that or you make sure he gets a restraining order. Either way, you don't have to worry about his lying, perpetrating ass ever again. Why do you think there are so many black men that tend to venture towards white women? It's because they know they can get away with more. They don't have to worry about waking up to the smell of their nut hair and burning nail polish remover. The worst they have to worry about is public shaming, but not the type of public shaming that leaves you dickless. Fucking your girlfriend's coworker probably shouldn't get your penis burned at the stake. However, it seems that's to be judged on a case by case basis, and it's a theory I am certainly not testing with a black woman.
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