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This Cop At The UFC Weigh-In Broke The First Rule Of Ogling Women

3/7/2016

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Never look away. Never, ever look away. Who raised this cop? Where did he go to school? His job is to be observant of everything going on around him and he can't check out a chick's ass without making a complete spectacle of himself? Strip him of the badge. Put this guy on the desk to push papers. I refuse to entrust someone that doesn't know how to let his eyes inconspicuously wander with the safety of society. This is the non-verbal equivalent of saying "I'm not looking, I'm not looking, I'm not looking" and the only people that say that are the people that really, really want to look. There's not shame in visually appreciating the backside of a female athlete. There is a problem with drawing all the attention to yourself because you can't do so in a subtle fashion. There's 9 year old boys seeing their first boob that have kept their composure better than this guy acting like he's never seen a woman in underwear. The only thing worse than getting caught staring at a women's ass is staring across the room at absolutely nothing to avoid getting caught staring at a women's ass. Hey officer, you look at something nearby so you don't appear to be rubbernecking when you inevitably do take a peek. Seeing as that is a lesson most males have learned by the time they grow hair on their balls, I feel weird having to teach it to a grown ass man that is supposed to adept at navigating delicate situations. 


h/t BustedCoverage
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