This Couple That Resisted Arrest To Have Sex One Last Time Showcases The Irrational Loyalty Of Women
Mirror- A man and his girlfriend reportedly refused to surrender to police as a SWAT team surrounded their house - because they wanted to have sex "one last time".
Ryan Patrick Bautista and Leanne Hunn, both 34, refused to leave their mobile home as they made love during a night-long stand-off with cops in Florida on Wednesday, the Times-Union reported.
Hunn allegedly told police over the phone that she would turn herself in once she had had sex with Bautista for the final time, the newspaper reported.
The couple were finally arrested at 4am on Thursday morning after police arrived at the scene at 9.30pm the night before, the paper reported.
Bautista was wanted for armed burglary, the newspaper reported.
This doesn't sound like all that bad of an idea. I mean, if you are going to prison for armed burglary then you might as well get one non-conjugal visit in before you're behind bars, right? WRONG. It seems pretty praiseworthy until you realize that only the guy was getting arrested initially. I know this chick isn't winning any beauty contests herself, but does that look like the face of a man whose got some dick worth going to prison for?
Girlfriends. So loyal. So naive. If the roles were reversed this guy would have bolted out of that RV with hands raised like he was at a 'Naughty By Nature' concert. I know, I know. A lot of you are thinking "but guys will do anything for sex", and that is partially true. Men will do anything for sex...with a new partner. Lame, monotonous relationship sex? Meh, we could it or leave it. Now generally we take it, but if the repercussions are sitting in a cell for an undisclosed period of time then we are leaving it faster than an open beer around Bill Cosby. We might take a bullet in pursuit of a new piece of ass, but we're not inconveniencing ourselves for even 5 minutes to get up in the same girl we've been in 1,000 times before. Especially if that girl happens to the Hanson brother that didn't make the cut and has been chained up in the basement for all these years. I respect this women and her blind devotion to her felonious husband, but she should know that there's no chance that he would do the same for her. Simply put, the best sex is the sex that you haven't had yet.