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This Dad Freaking Out While Buying His Daughter Maxi Pads Can Teach Women A Lot About Men

4/19/2016

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Here's a little piece of information for the ladies out there. I know men act like they know everything about everything, but the things we don't know about we REALLY don't know about. If we have done it once we have done it thousand times, but if we have never done it we are basically functioning retards that lose the ability to use common sense. Put us in unfamiliar territory and we become more paranoid than a conspiracy theorist whose pot brownie just kicked in. I think it's fair to say the "female maintenance" aisle is as unfamiliar as territory gets for the average male. Don't want to have a super long, super awkward conversation with your dad, boyfriend, or husband on how strongly the tides are turning down there then make sure you stock up yourself. It's either that or prepare to reciprocate the amount of emotional support that a man gives his pregnant wife. Do the ugly deed yourself, or be ready to talk your male confidant through the process more thoroughly than tech support trying to teach your Grandfather how to check his email. I can only speak for myself here, but the only thing I find more scary than the unknown is the bodily functions of females. That's why I can only imagine that this particular situation requires more TLC than an upset child lost in a department store. 


h/t Metro
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