This Girl That Told A Starbucks Barista That Her Name Was 'Beyonce' Got Absolutely Faced
I am actually glad that this barista is getting her jokes off now, because if she's still peddling overpriced coffee a decade from now she's going to have to eliminate this gag from her arsenal. The only reason she felt comfortable enough calling bullshit on this girl's name being Beyonce is because this girl is far too old to be a Beyonce. If she couldn't see over the counter then it would be completely feasible that she was being sincere. Queen Bey is the biggest female superstar in the world. If you don't think eccentric parents with absurdly high hopes aren't going to start making their children her namesake then you are out of your rabbit ass mind. In fact, I bet the process has already started. There's probably a bunch of baby B's out there that are about 16 years away from casually dropping their name at a Starbucks and they'll be pissed if they receive a caramel mochacchino that has 'U. WISH' scribed across the side of it. So get your laughs at the expense of the 'Single Ladies' now, because you're going to want to respond appropriately when the 'Independent Women' of the next generation hit you with the 'Say My Name' command.
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