This Guy From TMZ IS A Dickhead For Telling The Governor Of Ohio That Allen Iverson Is Making A Comeback
TMZ- The rumors have been swirling for months -- but now Ohio Gov. John Kasich tells TMZ Sports he hopes the Cleveland Cavaliers make it a reality ... and SIGN ALLEN IVERSON!!!!
Iverson is 40 years old ... and hasn't been in the NBA since 2010 ... but for some reason, the A.I. to CLE rumors have found a life on Twitter, despite the fact they're completely unfounded.
Still, Kasich says he's all for it -- "I'd love to have Iverson back in Cleveland ... wow A.I.!!!"
Okay, so let's just get the obvious out of the way. Allen Iverson is not making a return to the NBA. He's been out of the league for 5 years, and even then he couldn't stick with bottom feeding teams. If these supposed "rumors" are swirling then they are swirling around a week old pile of feces because they are absolute bullshit.
Let's get to the real point of this blog. FUCK this guy from TMZ. We all have a John Kasich in our lives. The guy that only knows the names of the most popular of athletes, and will believe every single thing that he hears in regards to those athletes. This "reporter" could have told John Kasich that LeBron legally changed his first name to 'King' and he would have believed it. You think John Kasich was super excited about a 40 year old Allen Iverson ruining the chemistry of a Cavaliers team that is sure to be a championship contender? Fuck no. He was just excited that he finally got to drop "AI" in a casual conversation. He's been waiting for that one since 2005. Now he's going to go around to every sports fan in his inner circle trying to drum up small talk with this nonsensical rumor. Then all the people that pay close attention to the sports world will have to act really excited and surprised even though they know it's the farthest thing from the truth. That's not Kasich's fault, it's this shithead TMZ reporter's fault for knowingly feeding false information to a person that he knew was sure to spread it. John Kasich is the guy in the office that tries to force his limited sports knowledge on you in a attempt to find common ground. He's the "how about them Cavs?" guy, and I legit feel my gag reflex kicking in whenever I think about the similar people that have made guest appearances in my life. This is how shitty rumors get started TMZ guy. More so, this is how shitty rumors make their way back to sports fans and get them to hate their day-to-day lives.
Live look at everyone that runs into John Kasich over the next 24 hours...