This Is Why Frats Suck Vol. 1

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/college-student-raps-stealing-flamingo-zoo-article-1.1972407

DailyNews- Devin Nottis, 19, posted a video on Snapchat where he admits to taking a Chilean flamingo from the Hattiesburg Zoo on Tuesday. He was arrested and suspended from the University of Southern Mississippi. The flamingo he allegedly stole "GiGi" and her mate "Reese" died as a result of the prank, and the fraternity he was pledging has also been suspended.

Link to flamingo rap here: http://www.wdam.com/clip/10682403/alleged-flamingo-bandit-made-rap-video-about-incident




​'Yeah brah. You wanna be in Si Alpha Sigma Delta Zeta? Bend over and touch your toes. I'm gonna paddle that ass and then you're gonna head over to the zoo and take a picture with a flamingo, brah'

Any rational person's response to that is 'fuck you'. Seriously, this isn't even a matter of whether the frat was at fault for this entire incident. Truthfully they're not. This 19 year old douchebag and his buddies are. All they had to do was take a picture with this thing. Instead they bagged it in a fucking t-shirt, and scaled over a 10 foot fence with it. Take a quick look at a flamingo. You think that things scrawny little limbs are gonna survive being stuffed in a medium Abercrombie shirt? No fucking chance.

Besides the morons that stole this thing, there is one other party at fault. The entire frat culture. You know why they  stole this fucking flamingo? To impress their frat bros. 'Yeah bro, I bet if we bring the thing back with us they will totally love it and definitely want to be friends with us.' What a completely idiotic way to look at life. If you need to be an upper classmen's bitch for a semester just to have friends then you don't deserve friends.

There was a 1000% chance he was going to send a snap chat rapping to his bros about him kidnapping that flamingo. He already knew he was doing that before he got back in the car. It's 2014, if it isn't posted on social media, it didn't happen. If you don't rap shirtless about stealing a flamingo then that flamingo never existed. That's just facts. Definitely needs work on his bars though. Slick move dropping the N bomb in there too. Over/under on the total number of black people the frat members have met in their lives is at 7.5.

P.S. "Shortly after the bird died, her mate passed away from depression and trauma related to the theft."…..Wait….What?