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This Jaguars Player That Snagged An Errant Pass On The Sideline Better Get Used To Street Clothes

10/28/2016

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You know how they say it's better to let people think that you're stupid than to open your mouth and prove them right? Well, along that same vein, I think it's better to let people think you're undeserving of playing time then to snag an arrant pass and prove them right. Some will praise this guy for taking a hit without pads and managing to hold on to the ball, but I'm much more concerned with his inability to drag that toe. Don't even try to tell me that he didn't have a boundary to worry about, because everyone who has tossed the old pigskin at a tailgate knows that you don't need something as silly as a sideline to make sure you get your second foot down. That's instinctual for me after about 6 beers and a bag slap, so it damn sure better be a force of habit for an NFL skill position player who's trying to get the call up to the active roster. No one asked him to make a play on that ball. However, once he decided to he turned that shit into an audition, and I hate to be the bearer of bad news - but he didn't get the part as WR #5. Back to the scout team with this one. Absorbs contact like a champ, but controls his lower body extremities like Draymond Green. With Blake Bortles (in)accuracy this year, there's no way that's a skill set that's going to get someone out of sweats. 
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