There are some things in life that are so beautiful, so glorious, and so bountiful that they should never ever be compromised. A good old fashioned buffet is one of the things. Now on the surface the buffet just looks like a shameless display of lawless gluttony, and in large part it is. It's a lot like UFC in the sense that there aren't many rules, but it takes a super egregious act to break one of few that do exist. By jacking this entire tray of lo mein this kid singlehandedly jeopardized the sanctity of this 'All You Can Eat' blessing. There aren't many requirements, but sticking to a uniform sized plate is probably the most important one.
I think I speak for everyone when I say that I get enjoyment out of trying to proportion my plate in such a way to satisfy my cravings while still maximizing space. Other than eating like a cannibal the most entertaining aspect of the buffet is building a plate. That's not to say that you can't go up as often as you'd like, but consuming one standardized dish at a time is the only thing that keeps a buffet from becoming an animalistic feeding frenzy. I don't care if this kid ate every single asian noodle in the entire fucking room, but he needs to show some respect and do so one serving at a time. Especially since I have never seen an Asian - outside of Kobayashi - eat that much in my entire life. Something tells me his squinty little eyes are bigger than his stomach, and the rest of the room shouldn't have to suffer because of it.
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