Let's just hope that Goose Gossage had enough morning beers before he laid down/passed out for his mid-morning nap, or Bryce Harper might laugh hard enough at this video to wake him and have him wondering what all the fuss is about. All we have to do is tread lightly and his old ass will miss this viral sensation completely. Lord knows he's not finding it on the internet all by himself. Fucking Cam Newton. Is there anything he can't do? Just messed around and infiltrated 50 foot long youth baseball diamonds everywhere. You really gotta tip your to that level of influence. I know this little dude has no problem doing so.
Hey, regardless of how you feel about showmanship in baseball it's tough not to love this kid doing a little dance and unknowingly making a little love to the camera. Mostly because that was the only thing worth watching on that field all day. I can't even imagine watching tee-ball as a parent. Hell, I have nightmares about watching tee-ball as a tee-ball player. I vividly remember standing in the outfield as one of the - well - less athletically inclined children took 45 swings to hit a ball off a stationary rubber stand. This little guy shaking off the sign saved the day for those poor parents. Probably full on dozing off until this kid brought some hips that just don't quit to the base paths. This is what youth sports needs. More youngsters treating first base like it's a Shakira video. It makes up for the person guarding it whose only goal is to get as much dirt under his fingernails as possible. Who knows, maybe one day this stud will even figure out the art of bat thing? Be still Goose Gossage's bleeding heart.