This Korean Umpire Just Took One In The Junk And I Think He's Dead

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Someone upstairs was not smiling down on this guy. Seriously, what are the odds a baseball could end up hitting him directly in that tiny peanut of a pecker? Taking bad luck to the worst of extremes. I'm not kidding when I say this, if I ever have a testicular injury that is so bad that I need the use of a stretcher just put me out to pasture. Treat me like a race horse that has a gimpy leg. One shot, directly to the back of the head. You know when someone passes away from a terminal disease and your response is always "at least they aren't suffering anymore". Well, I don't want to trivialize debilitating diseases, but the pain and mental anguish it would take to recover from a couple of grapefruit sized balls is not worth a couple extra years on this earth. 

Fucking Asian leagues man. What is the catcher, 4'6? That ball was belt high and went over his head. Yeah, this was a complete fluke, but if there is someone to blame it's that fucker 'Oddjob' from GoldenEye that is apparently a catcher in the Korean league. Hey, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Asshole', how about you sit up and block the plate like you are supposed to? I swear to God if I was this ump my first call from the hospital would be to Kim Jung-Un ordering this guy to be burned at the stake. You just don't fuck around with a man's genital health, accident or not.