UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT
  • Blog
  • About
  • Contact
  • Privacy Policy
UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT
Two Minutes, Well Worth It

This LeBron, CP3, D-Wade, And Melo Vacation Looks Like The Worst Bachelorette Party Of All Time

7/7/2015

0 Comments

 
Picture
Picture
Girl's trip! Jesus Christ guys, could you maybe give the impression that you're not each other's gay best friend for me one time?  I know all four players are either in a serious relationship, or married, or have kids, but maybe act like men that have been let off the leash for at least one picture? Especially if you're going to post a bunch of pictures of you acting like you're at the worst bachelorette party of all time. Four bros on some exotic vacation together and all we get is pictures of them doing a bunch of shit reserved for 10 year olds and gossiping women. Something tells me this was like some kind of overly scheduled, soul cleansing retreat. I can just see them having a group meeting as soon as they get to the hotel room. Chris Paul dishing out assignments. "LeBron, you call and schedule the banana boats, but not too early, we have facials first thing in the morning. Dwayne, you grab us a nice oaky merlot as a night cap, and once Melo gets back from the vending machine we'll put on our Sunday best for dinner!"

"Coming up next on VH1...'Basketball Husbands', featuring a bunch of professional athletes doing exactly the same shit their wives would be doing in a similar scenario!"  How many tears do you think were shed at this table? This reeks of a group therapy session, at least to me anyway. Dwayne Wade was probably crying about how the Miami Heat never show him enough respect. Melo was probably bitching about Kristaps Porzingis, even though he couldn't pronounce his name or tell me where he's from if I held a gun to his head and gave him 5 chances. Chris Paul was probably being overly critical of everyone in the group while still unable to understand why DeAndre Jordan signed with Dallas. LeBron was probably passively praising himself and bragging about how he was going to hit the gym before his facial. This vacation looks like a goddamn estrogen-fest. They should have just went all out and invited Drake as their half black, Jewish, Canadian, R&B version of a Mariachi band. He would have fit the atmosphere perfectly. That toast looks like something straight out of 'Marvin's Room'. A little love themed music would have been the perfect backdrop as they passed around the tear cup.

P.S. You think Melo refused to go banana boating because CP3 snubbed him on a 'high 5'?

P.P.S. When you are facing a lot of criticism for being a difficult teammate and driving your All Star center out of town it's a bold move to wear a tee shirt with your own name on it. I still kind of love it though.
0 Comments



Leave a Reply.

    Categories

    All
    Dumbest-of-the-stupid
    Footy Fisticuffs Etc
    Hardball
    Hoops
    Jersey's Team
    Pigskin
    Pop Cultured
    Puck
    Scarlet-knights
    Who Dat Nation

    Archives

    January 2020
    December 2019
    November 2019
    October 2019
    August 2019
    July 2019
    June 2019
    May 2019
    April 2019
    March 2019
    February 2019
    January 2019
    December 2018
    November 2018
    October 2018
    September 2018
    August 2018
    July 2018
    June 2018
    May 2018
    April 2018
    March 2018
    February 2018
    January 2018
    December 2017
    November 2017
    October 2017
    September 2017
    August 2017
    July 2017
    June 2017
    May 2017
    April 2017
    March 2017
    February 2017
    January 2017
    December 2016
    November 2016
    October 2016
    September 2016
    August 2016
    July 2016
    June 2016
    May 2016
    April 2016
    March 2016
    February 2016
    January 2016
    December 2015
    November 2015
    October 2015
    September 2015
    August 2015
    July 2015
    June 2015
    May 2015
    April 2015
    March 2015
    February 2015
    January 2015
    December 2014
    November 2014
    October 2014
    September 2014

    RSS Feed

Powered by Create your own unique website with customizable templates.
  • Blog
  • About
  • Contact
  • Privacy Policy