This Little Girl Can't Seem To Understand Why Stan Kroenke Is Trying To Steal Her Rams Games

Hey little girl, are you even a Rams fan? If you want to save your team you are going to have to be a little more cutthroat than calling the owner of a professional sports franchise "not nice". There's about 1,000 different words - that you probably haven't even learned yet - that more accurately describe what Stan Kroenke is doing to Rams fans. "Mean" simply isn't going to cut it. At this point that is basically a compliment. He pretty much made it sound like St. Louis is as capable of fostering an NFL team as the Middle East is of hosting the Olympics. The lack of fan support certainly isn't doing the city any favors, but Stan Kroenke essentially said that the surrounding Pop Warner leagues draw better crowds. If the general public took his words at face value everyone would walk around thinking that St. Louis is a barren wasteland. This 3 year old is going to have to learn how to play dirty and quick, or her family is going to have to leave all their food behind and uproot themselves to Los Angeles in a heartbeat. Come on sweetheart. Don't tell him to go back to his house. Have daddy lock him in the basement and pray it holds up the paperwork long enough to get yourself another full season of Todd Gurley. It's the only way to cure these injustices against kindness. 

I actually feel for this girl. I remember when I was 9 years old there were rumors of the Devils moving to Nashville, and I legitimately couldn't wrap my head around what that meant. Shit, I didn't even know where Nashville was at the age. Now obviously I was lucky enough that it never came to fruition, but I can only imagine what my thought process would have been if it did. Probably similar to this adorable little sports fans. Call the police! Call the firemen! We need Stan Kwanky jailed for huwting people! 

h/t Busted Coverage