DailyNews- Vinny Mutone, an 18-year-old fan from Bohemia, N.Y., held up a sign during warmups of the Blueshirts’ game against the Blue Jackets that read: “Zucc! if you give me your stick she’ll go to prom with me!!!,” referencing his girlfriend, Catherine De Pinho. The two have been friends from Connetquot High School for three-and-a-half years and have been dating for a month.
Zuccarello, the last Ranger off the ice, saw the sign, grabbed an extra stick from the bench, and directed a security guard to hand the stick up the stands to the lucky fan.
“We didn’t think it was gonna work, but it did,” Mutone told the Daily News. “I almost cried a little bit.”
There you have it folks. The Rangers fan's irrational sense of entitlement at work. They think they deserve to root for all the star players even though every time they do it's a decade too late. They think that should get to celebrate all the championships even though the only time they have seen one in the last twenty years is when they busted out the binoculars and looked across the Hudson river. Not only do they think they deserve all the average looking girls to accompany them to prom, but they think they deserve the time and effort of the team they root for to make that happen. Can't even put into words how arrogant this kid is to be so sure that he would get the autograph of some Norwegian troll that his promposal was predicated on it. Of course is name is Vinny. Why wouldn't the prototypical egocentric Rangers fan that has a false sense of bravado and thinks he is way more important than he is be named Vinny?
I'm not a religious man, but I will kneel bedside and pray that all the bad things in the world happen to this kid, and only this kid. I would say that I hope his post-prom protected missionary sex culminates before she even knows it's in and leaves both participants feeling shameful or unsatisfied, but that's already a forgone conclusion. The only people in the world that have smaller and less efficient dicks than the people that beg for the attention of females are the people that beg for the attention of professional athletes. Can't imagine what it must be like to be both. Hey Catherine, enjoy trying to induce an orgasm while taking that baby thumb for a 15 second ride. Probably a better chance of getting off on top of one of those carnival rides outside the supermarket, but hey, at least you have a signed piece of cardboard!
Gotta give it to Vinny. It was a great idea to get an autographed stick that will inevitably remind him of the girl he slept with on prom night. Can't see how that could backfire. He probably won't end up holding it close to him in bed as he tries to cry away the memory of the mediocre looking chick that rocked his world and moved on to a cock that was attached to someone with the confidence to ask for a date without waiting three and a half years and eliciting the endorsement of someone more impressive to do so. Someone like -oh, i don't know- this guy...