This Man That Got Shot In The Chest Is The Coolest Customer In The Getting Shot In The Chest Business

Love this guy, absolutely love him. Just treating a gun shot wound to the chest like it's not a threat to his life, but a minor inconvenience to his daily routine. Probably says a lot about his lifestyle that a bullet in the sternum didn't even make him flinch. Whatever, that's not the point. The point is that he ain't even trippin' though. People just want him dead, no big deal. Impending death to him is what an accidental fire alarm to any one of us. He's just got to do a little house check, see if his son's okay, and make sure everything is under control so he can go back to living his life. It's not going to stop him from having a couple late night cocktails and heading out to the street for a celebration smoke. Another day in the books baby! Feel free to empty all your chambers through Devon's back window. Ain't no petty wound going to change how he goes about his day. He probably had the same reaction to getting shot as he would have had to spilling his drink, hitting the wrong button on the remote, or getting a cramp in his toe. That familiar "ahh dammit, not again" response. Oh well, you have to keep your cool in high anxiety situations like someone trying to murder you in cold blood with a deadly weapon, and there is no cooler customer than Devon Hawkins.

h/t Daily Dot