Metro- Don’t you hate it when you’re trying to advertise something for sale on Facebook and accidentally post nudes?
Jessica O’Brien swears she had honest intentions as she set out to shift her £400 white corner sofa. But nestled among the pictures of the leather settee she uploaded was a photo of her exposed chest in a purple lace bra. Unsurprisingly, the 25-year-old’s unusual post on a local buy-and-sell page quickly gained a lot of interest. Soon afterwards, Jessica wrote: ‘When you make an absolute schoolboy error on your buy and sell post!!!’ A friend said she was ‘mortified’, adding: ‘Some people have joked that it was for publicity to help sell her sofa but it was just an accident. ‘She’s really embarrassed.’ Oh yeah, that sounds perfectly reasonable. If there is anything I know about 25 year old chicks that have nude photos readily available on their phone it's that they aren't likely to know exactly what they are posting on social media before they post it. ESPECIALLY when it's a picture. Not like girls of that age and ilk treat the selection of which photos to put in a pic-stitch like it's a life and death decision that the future of the free world hinges on or anything. They're liable to post any old crap regardless of how it makes them look to their online community of family, frenemies, and perverts. Angle? Lighting? None of that matters to full bodied, curvaceous women. That's why I can't even think about blaming Jessica here. This wasn't a ploy to sell some shitty wraparound couch. Everyone knows that white furniture basically sells itself. The last thing it needs is an a accompanying pair of tits to increase it's resale value. Look how well that picture of this chick's massive breasts resting comfortably against her cheekbones blends in with 5 still shots of an ivory sofa with unsightly green pillows. It would have taken the high scorer on the 'Photo Hunt' machine at your nearest dive bar to pick out the differences in these pictures. You have nothing to be embarrassed about Jessica. Not just because those air bags could smother a wild fire, but because you quite clearly didn't include them in your ad to demand attention or gain more money. That would be way less understandable than blindly posting sexts of yourself without realizing.
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