Well, It's about damn time. Finally, an honest review. Yelp is so convoluted with people that know the owners of restaurants blindly throwing up 5 star reviews, or people that had one bad experience with a waiter giving restaurants 0 stars despite the quality of the food. All I want is honesty. Is that too much to ask? I just want to know what I am going to get out of a restaurant. No glorification, no beating around the bush. You want to subtract a star for potential death and a couple of bloody bikers on your table then I can respect that, but just make sure I have an idea of what I am walking into.
Can't say this guy lied to me. Hey, I may die by going to this bar, but I'll probably get to enjoy a decent wing or two before I catch some shrapnel to the chest. See, now that's what I am talking about. It's not just some "food sucks" or "everything is incredible" that spoils the entire rating. I now have an idea of the type of food, the ambience, the service, and what could be improved upon. What more can you ask for? Overall, it looks like a pretty bleak place to eat, but if I do happen to end up there at least I won't be surprised. At least I know upon walking in the door that I need to find the best tables to hide under or the best toilets to stand on. That's invaluable information. Bout time someone had the balls to give it to the public straight, because goddamn it I am tired of having 3 star experiences at 4 star restaurants.