Refreshing really. If you think about, if you aren't in the top 10% of alcohol consumption you can't really be an alcoholic, right? I guess I no longer have to feel bad about the occasional 10 beer Tuesday when I go to a Devils game this season. I would have to go soooo much harder than I do now to hit 74 drinks weekly. That's saying something. Even at the absolute worst I'll have maybe 35 drinks from now to Sunday, and that's on the higher end. I would have to put in SERIOUS work during the week to even get remotely close to 74 drinks.
Not good. I will probably bring this study up 30 times today. Every time someone thinks I have had enough I'm pulling this up on my phone. Chart don't lie. I'm basically a pussy when it comes to drinking apparently. I'm not sure if this chart will help me sleep better at night or serve as a goal. Probably depends on what day of the week it is. All I know is it is probably going to increase the ol' BAC today. After all, I got some red blooded Americans to catch up to. I'm not saying I want to meet all these people that drink 74 drinks a week, but I'm not saying I don't. I could slam down 10 beers and probably feel pretty sober compared to Mary Minivan slugging down a water bottle of vodka while driving her kids to school.
P.S. How much does it suck to be 70% of Americans? Between 0-2.17 drinks a week? Got to be miserable people. There's way to much awful shit in this world to forget about to only be having 2.1 drinks a week. No wonder there is so much damn negativity in society. Jesus, catch a buzz ya damn prudes.
Anyway, bottoms up and happy tailgating. And don't forget, you'll probably have to end up in the hospital to catch up to the top 10% of American drinkers. Go Knights!!!