This Woman's Self-Abduction Was Somehow The Worst And Best Revenge Against Her Cheating Boyfriend

DailyMail- A Florida woman, who police believed was kidnapped by a drug dealer, staged her abduction as revenge against her cheating boyfriend. 

Miami detectives worked 'around the clock' to locate Samantha Martinez, who was reported missing by her boyfriend, Jonathan Johnson, after he hadn't heard from her in four days, The Washington Post reported. 

In a bid to find the 20-year-old, who police believed had been taken by a violent drug dealer, authorities reached out to local media outlets about her abduction, Officer Christopher Bess told the newspaper. 

But on Tuesday, police took Martinez to jail after learning her disappearance was staged just to get back at her boyfriend for cheating. 

He told police that he did receive a text from a man who identified himself only as 'Skeet'. Johnson said Skeet wanted $300 for a drug deal that had gone awry.  




​Can you imagine how far Jonathan Johnson's heart sank when his self-kidnapping psychopath of a girlfriend walked back through the door? It sounds like a terrible revenge scheme to just disappear when you know your live-in boyfriend is fucking someone else, but if Samantha Martinez was actually able to convince him that he might not see her again then it's best act of vengeance ever. Seriously, he probably would have preferred to have gotten berated and had all sorts of household appliances thrown at him than to be given a 4 day vacation, led to believe it was going to last longer, and had his dream of being a newly single man dashed when he found out the ball was still attached to the chain. His hopes were brought to the top of the mountain...and then pushed off the goddamn side of it. Let's hope this looney broad is still in the clink, or else I am praying for the man that got given a glimpse into the good life before his significant other came back from whichever one of her relative's cars she was sleeping in to roast him for not trying to pay "Skeet" his $300 to get her ass back.