Turns Out Farrah Abraham's Uber Driver Didn't Almost Rape Her, He Just Kinda Looked Like He Might

DailyMail- Teen Mom vet Farrah Abraham has admitted an Uber driver didn't almost rape her - just days after she made the claims on her podcast.

Abraham, 24, said on her show Farrah & Friends that her on-and-off boyfriend Simon Saran had to rescue her during the alleged incident in Jericho, Long Island, back in January 2015.

But now she has changed her narrative and told Page Six the driver didn't try to assault her but instead looked at her 'lecherously'. 

'It could have escalated into a rape situation,' she said.
Abraham said the driver told her to walk to his car instead of picking her up at her hotel and stared at her when she arrived, making her feel so uncomfortable she got out of the car right away, Page Six reported.

'I got into the car and the gentleman was looking me up and down. Something was wrong with him, like he was mentally disabled,' she said.

Saran came to talk to the driver and the conversation escalated into an argument according to Abraham's account. In her previous version of the story, Saran threw the driver 'in the window and almost broke his car window', after which the driver ran after her.




Whew, glad we cleared that up. Common misunderstanding. Farrah Abraham wasn't actually raped by her Uber driver, she was non-consensually eye-fucked by him. Could happen to anyone. I mean, technically speaking if a glance in the rearview COULD escalate into a "rape situation" then literally anything can escalate into a "rape situation", but that doesn't make it any less threatening. Staring at a scantily clad woman whose body is about as real as a $50 Gucci bag? Better lock him up now. Gotta get all these people that have a criminal-like gaze off the street before they ever actually do anything wrong. If you were there and saw what she had to go through when this sicko looked in her general direction then you would agree that she's not at all trivializing the experiences of an actual rape victim by acting as if they are one and the same.

Put this creepy son of a bitch in prison. Pretty sure two cells just opened up right next to each other. What? If we are locking him up for having rape eyes then you better believe we have to lock up Farrah Abraham for having hooker lips, tits, and ass. It's only fair. She may not have accepted money for sex on the night in question, but I couldn't be more positive that by the looks of her it could have very easily escalated into a "prostitution situation". She may not have looked as mentally disabled as her Uber driver, but just wait until she opens that surgically modified mouth of hers and proves otherwise. If someone's appearance and the general vibe they give off is enough to charge them with a serious felony then we need to get this professional whore behind bars before she craps out anymore at-risk (of stupidity) offspring into this world.