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Two Guys Accidentally Killed Their Friend By Throwing Him Out In The Cold Naked Because He Was Snoring 

12/6/2016

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Metro- A man has died after he was stripped naked and left outside by two friends because he was snoring too loudly.

They are facing manslaughter charges after the joke went wrong in Seine-Saint-Denis, northern Paris. They were among a group of five people in an apartment.

The 35-year-old victim fell into a deep sleep and they were able to draw on his face ‘for laughs’.

But when two other men at the flat left, they became irritated by his snoring.

A judicial source told AFP: ‘They decided to take him outside into the courtyard of the building.’ That’s where his body was found the next day, Sunday Morning, after temperatures fell to 3°C.

The two men who were arrested, aged 28 and 35, said that they took his clothes off to prevent him from driving home drunk. A judicial source told AFP: ‘The victim, who had drunk more than the others, suddenly fell into a deep and unconscious sleep.’ 




Ah, the drunken thought process strikes again. The intoxicated human brain is one of - if not thee - the biggest mystery known to man. It's somehow capable of considering all factors while simultaneously ignoring the blatantly obvious. These dudes that cost their buddy his life by throwing him outside naked due to his snoring are undoubtedly shitty friends, but it's pretty clear that they put some liquor-infused thought into this idea before they put it into action. I think I would have thrown some headphones in, sucked it up for the night, and mercilessly mocked his involuntary sleeping patterns in front of mutual friends until the end of time, but I say that as someone who is currently sober. Maybe after a few dozen beers and a couple shots of peer pressure I would have thought the best way to get myself a good night's rest while also making sure everyone remained DUI-free would be to strip off that congested son of a bitch's clothes and tossing him in an enclosed courtyard until morning. In theory it sounds like a win-win until you realize that it was damn near below freezing outside. Oh well, I'm sure they had good intentions. Forgetting that it was 30-something degrees during the middle of winter seems a bit inexcusable, but if you can't blame a momentary laspe in judgement on the alcohol then why does everyone enjoy drinking so much?
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