Two Male Strippers Quarantined After Being Exposed To Ebola

http://elitedaily.com/news/world/bachelourettes-beware-two-male-strippers-exposed-ebola-nurse/803592/

Elite Daily- But days later, the situation drastically changed. Their flight held Amber Vinson, one of two nurses diagnosed with Ebola after treating Thomas Eric Duncan, and both men had been seated within three feet of her. Now, the pair is in voluntary quarantine.




​Listen, i have gone on record saying that ebola isn't a real thing in this country. It's the new swine flu. Every asshole with a common cold has 'ebola symptoms' all the sudden. The government will dedicate millions of dollars to it and it will be gone in a month. Jesus Christ, even Nigeria contained it already. You telling me the US of A doesn't have a cure on hand if this develops into a real thing? 

Regardless. If ebola does actually exist, these two would be the poster boys of it. Ebola personified. I can't think of anyone better. Quarantined for like. In fact, put them behind bars. Take no chances. Execute them even. Maybe a cyanide needle to the back of the neck. Get them off my earth. I don't know these guys, but I know I hate them. Less than zero doubt in my mind. The one on the right actually looks like an 'Ebola'. Like, his parents should have picked him up for the first time and the word Ebola should have instantly came out of their mouths, involuntarily. 

Male strippers? If they really want to save us from an outbreak then these two won't see the sunrise. No one on the planet is more dangerous than male strippers with ebola. Just waving their ebola cocks everywhere. Windmilling ebola into the air left and right. Somehow the entire state will have it within 48 hours if you don't keep a watchful eye. Seems they will be quarantined for at least 3 weeks. Let's hope for more, but that's 21 days where I am guaranteed not to run into these two is 21 days I am a happier man.