UNC's Ball Boy, Who Got A Standing 'O' After Making 3 Half Court Shots, Is Here To Remind You That You Suck
I bet you were feeling pretty good about yourself, weren't you? Friday afternoon. A long work week mere hours from officially being put in the rearview. A weekend that offered a wealth of possibilities on the immediate horizon. The world was your oyster. The world was my oyster. Even the inauguration of a straw-haired buffoon was proof positive that there wasn't anything that was outside the realm of possibility!
That is, until you watched a video of a prepubescent ball boy reminding you that every single one of your achievements is worthless by sinking three straight half court shots and getting more collective praise in 90 seconds then you will ever get in your entire goddamn life. Did you hear that roar from the crowd? Better put loop this YouTube before going to bed, because your dreams are the only place in which you'll ever be on the receiving end of a similar reaction. Asher Lucas and his underdeveloped muscles just put you to shame. They just put me to shame. They just put everyone whose athletic career topped out in high school to shame. Feel free to drown that reality check in as many bottles of booze as you want for the next few days, because there's a hell of a lot more than a few extra calories and a damaged liver standing in the way of having an entire collegiate crowd go absolutely bonkers on your behalf.