Urban Meyer Says He "Loves New Jersey" So FUCK Urban Meyer

NJ.com- "I love New Jersey,'' Meyer said Monday during a news conference to preview Saturday's Big Ten clash at Rutgers. "I recruited there for many, many years."

'Pressed on why he "loves'' New Jersey, Meyer said New Jersey's high school coaches are "some of my favorite guys out there.''

"Personally, I love going,'' Meyer said. "I think it's very much like Ohio. I think the respect I have for the high school coaches, the seriousness they take, not just in coaching football, but you get those really good New Jersey high schools, I think it's a lot like here  about the attention to detail, about the academic, about the character, about all the things that you look for, and that's normally what my history is. That's what you get out of New Jersey, and that's why we love it.''



​Dear Urban Meyer,

Fuck you.

With love,
New Jersey


I don't think you get how this works Urban. You can't just pop in for a visit or two with a recruit and start using the 'L' word in reference to New Jersey. You can't love Jersey unless you've lived there. That's written in stone. If you claim you hate it we'll tell you you don't know what you're talking about. If you claim you love it we'll tell you you don't know what you're talking about. The only proper response to "what do you think of New Jersey?" is "it's cool I guess". Jerseyians are very protective of the state they call home.

You don't love Jersey. This is like a girl your dating for 3 weeks hitting you with an "I love you". Love me? Bitch, you don't even know me. Urban Meyer doesn't know New Jersey well enough to be declaring his love for it. Just because he got a 4-star or 5-star recruit from here one time doesn't mean it's love. He's letting that one good experience cloud his brain. It's like dropping an "I love you" during sex. That shit doesn't count. That's lust, not love. We're in a long term relationship with this state Urban. You can't just ring it up at 3AM on a Friday looking to get your rocks off. Especially is you are going to start comparing it to Ohio. That's like complimenting a woman by telling her she looks like your chubby ex-girlfriend. Get that backhanded bullshit out of my face Urban. We're next to beaches and cities, Ohio is literally next to nothing. Cincinnati can suck my dick, Cleveland can suck my dick, LeBron can suck my dick, and so can you. The #1 team in the nation has got a price to pay when they enter the Garden State, and love don't cost a thing.

Whatever, this is exactly what I want to hear. You know how many Head Coaches have proclaimed their love for New Jersey and then proceeded to win there on a Saturday night in primetime? Zero. All this proves is that we are in Urban Meyer's head. He's got some fabricated soft spot for Jersey, and it's about damn time we penetrate it and make these naive Midwesterners submit in front of tens of thousands of the Rutgers faithful. Before you even ask Urban, it's Exit 9. Expect traffic and keep an eye on the rearview mirror, because them Rutgers boys are coming for that ass. 

Bitch, who do ya love....