Usain Bolt And His Girlfriend Just Got Engaged...Two Weeks After He Was Tonguing Anything With A Pulse
BSO- Usain Bolt may be off the market after posting a beaming Snapchat with his long-term girlfriend declaring ‘she said yes!’.
The athlete is currently on holiday with Kasi Bennett, who seems to have put the pictures and rumours behind her to enjoy a luxurious break with Bolt, 30.
Ahh, the old Kobe Bryant method! A CLASSIC way to mend a partnership that has been compromised by infidelity. I'm not saying that lavish gifts and expensive jewelry can fix every broken relationship, but it undoubtedly will when the person trying to glue it back together is an international superstar whose net worth makes up a significant portion of his home country's gross domestic product. Was there an doubt that Usain Bolt and his (now future) wifey would work things out? So he inhaled a few dozen faces and had sex with couple of below average Brazilian chicks, big deal. That's just the cost of doing business when you are trying to lock yourself into spending a lifetime with the consensus pick for most universally beloved Olympian ever. Every 4 years - until his legs are no longer able to churn 70 RPM faster than literally everyone else in the history of human existence - you're going to have to go dark on social media so you don't have to see him attempt to swallow strange South American women whole. Seems like a reasonable compromise for a life partner that's worth $60 million dollars. Money may not buy happiness, but its sure as shit buys forgiveness. Especially when what you're being forgiven for is impromptu romps with aesthetically inferior women that can be held over your head as a bargaining chip until death do you part...