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Usher Charges His Phone In A Vagina Because…..ART

12/5/2014

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https://www.tmz.com/2014/12/04/usher-charges-iphone-from-naked-girl-photos/



​Not even a little surprised. The power of the pussy knows no bounds. The vagina is like the bottom of the deep blue. No one has any idea what lurks down there. It holds all the world's mysteries. If anything women should be pissed at this lady. She's giving away all your secrets. I have been scared of vaginas ever since I realized they have the ability to control minds. Knowing that they got some serious voltage running through them is downright frightening. Kind of ruins the whole 'my phone died' excuse for females.


What exactly is Usher doing at this 'art' gala? His and his friends couldn't look more out of place. He has got to be the most normal person in there and you can bet your ass he is getting all sorts of dirty looks. Usher must be into some really freaky shit. Is this going to be on the next remix to 'Confessions'? I think this is what happens when you become too rich for your own good. You have to find ridiculous shit to spend your money on. Next thing you know you're in the basement of freak city with some dude-looking lady twat squatting on your iPhone. I was about to say 'if phones could talk', but I wonder what Siri has to say about this. She just went from 0 to 100 real quick…literally and figuratively.

If were being totally honest. I would much rather charge my phone with a vagina. I hate carrying around the plug when I go out. Talk about a conversation starter. Nothing like reaching into a girl's crotch instead of hunting the premises for a nearby outlet.
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