Daily Mail- A Polish veterinary student who stitched the words 'I Love You' onto the skin of a dog and then posted the image on Facebook to impress his girlfriend is under investigation by university staff.
The fourth year student from the University of Warmia and Mazury in Olsztyn - a city in north east Poland - is believed to have been involved an operation on the dog, before using a large number of unnecessary stitches to spell out a message to his girlfriend on the animal's stomach.
Of course. Of course it was a fucking Polish University. This move is so Polish it hurts. If this happened in the good ol' US of A this moron would have been in a padded cell already. A move this dumb is strictly common place in Poland. It's as Polish as kielbasa on a Sunday afternoon.
What was this dude thinking? Aren't veterinarians considered doctors? Aren't they supposed to have some level of intelligence to have the permission to cut open another living thing? This person has to get kicked out of school. At the very least has to choose a a new major. Maybe a few courses in 'Living and Breathing' or 'Rational Thinking 101'.
Who is this girlfriend anyway? Why is he trying to impress her so badly? Dude, get her some flowers. Sure they cost more, but there's nothing romantic about reading some half assed 'I love you' stitch job off a dog's back. Come on man, that's what Hallmark's are for. You keep stitching 'i love you' on living things and you are going to put a cliche driven card maker out of a job. If the girlfriend actually liked this move then that raises more questions then it answers.
Not at all surprised this person was caught on social media. Probably did it just so he could post it on the internet. 'Look everyone, I love my girlfriend, and I'm doing great in school, and ohhh shit…I'm kicked out'. Nice work schmuck.
Oh man, this is the perfect 'if dogs could talk' scenario. Like, the dog was probably under anesthesia and hardly felt this right? I'm sure he's pretty happy he is alive and kicking after surgery. Can you imagine though? This is like waking up hungover and your friend is smirking at you while you are asking why your back is sore. Come to find out he tattooed a smiling penis on the swell of your back. If that dog only knew he has become a pawn for the sole purpose of pleasing this guy's shitty girlfriend. Lord knows if he could comprehend that this dude would already be dead with bite marks on his neck.
P.S. 'What's so unethical about it? He's learnt to sew in order to help and is just showing his skill.'
Lock 'em both up, Swallow the key. we can't trust these two out in the world around other people and living things. God help us all if they ever reproduce.
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