Warren Sapp Thinks Chris Christie Is Fat And Stupid. Hey, Wait a Minute...

Fat Christie that's it just yell stupid stuff. Really how many get charged, damn prosecuted??

— Warren Sapp (@WarrenSapp) November 2, 2015

Well, quite the political platform you got there Warren. Hating on candidates because they are fat and say stupid things? Essentially all I can tell from this tweet is that Warren Sapp wants a President that's nothing like him, and while I can't blame him, I can't support his stance here. If he wants to hate on Chris Christie for his take on 'Black Lives Matter' then go right on ahead. If he wants to hate on him for his views on education and the rights of teachers then by all means. If he he wants to hate him for his questionable spending of Hurricane Sandy funds then he is probably justified is doing so. However, the 300 pound man, even if he was a professional athlete, can't hate on another man for being fat. The guy that paid for two strippers and admitted the entire story to an investigator when he was caught can't hate someone for saying stupid things.

I don't have a problem with those that are hypocritical in support of their political affiliations. Shit, the entire foundation of politics is based on subjectively ignoring the facts. I don't even have a problem with the frivolous personal reasons that people favor certain candidates. I won't vote for Hillary strictly because I know she wouldn't be running if she didn't marry Bill. What I do have a problem with is a man, that belongs to the same two demographics of the population as the person he is criticizing, criticizing that person for belonging to those demographics. Fat people need to stick together just as stupid people need to stick together, and the fact that Warren Sapp can't see that means he might not realize just how fat and stupid he really is. Fat people need to take comfort in each other's presence. They need each other to remind them that it's okay to look disgusting without a shirt on. They need each other so that they feel comfortable supersizing their meal in a public place. Stupid people need each other so that have someone else to talk to for more than 2 minutes. They need each other so that the rest of society can't beat them down with a relative amount of intelligence and knowledge. So relax, Warren. You don't have to vote for Chris Christie, but you damn well better accept him for who he is, because I know he would accept you for who you are, and that's the black athletic version of him.