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Watch Out World, Ronda Rousey Is Able To Eat Apples Again So She's Basically Back

3/14/2016

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BREAKING: @RondaRousey is "Back biting apples again!"https://t.co/AZd50JYI8p

— UNINTERRUPTED (@uninterrupted) March 14, 2016
I guess it's official guys. Ronda Rousey is back...and by back I mean she's no longer a depressed shell of a human being and a complete hazard to her own health. Seriously though, I bet you can't recall one single time you've seen a suicidal person eat an apple. Doesn't matter that she only did it to prove that her teeth are still intact after getting booted around the globe. As they say, an apple a day keeps the head doctor away. Someone videotapes themselves eating an apple pie or a caramel apple alone and their next stop might be the front seat of a running car in a closed garage, but that's not the case with a regular old apple. You want people to believe you are no longer distressed or on the verge of a mental breakdown then you broadcast your first bite of forbidden fruit since your face got broken. Better watch your tone now Miesha Tate. Ronda Rousey is finally able to chew so as far as I am concerned she's octagon ready. I'm sure that news has you hitting the heavy bag a little harder. Nothing says "I am ready to fight to the death if need be" quite like being legitimately proud of your ability to eat a relatively firm piece of produce. Clearly she's gotten over the loss that shattered her world (Also See: Jaw) and forced her to completely disassociate with all things UFC if she's "already" cleared the first hurdle of the healing process...eating an apple live on the air. 

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