We Are All Being Trolled: Kim-Ye Are Naming Their Second Baby 'Easton West'

DailyMail- Kim Kardashian West has gone on record at least twice to deny rumors that she'll be heading in yet another direction for baby No. 2.

Kim, 34, and rapper hubby Kanye West, 38, already named their two-year-old daughter 'North.'

But Daily Mail Online exclusively can reveal that the West couple will be, indeed, naming their baby boy a direction. Sort of.

'Easton is the chosen name. It's confirmed that the baby boy will be called Easton,' a close family friend said, spilling the beans.

Easton West will join North West in about five months. The only location left is South, and Kim's wasn't big on that choice.

The reality star told NPR: 'I don't like South West, though, because that's like, you know, North will always, you know, be better and be more...she has a better direction.'

She went on to affirm to Shaquille O'Neal on his podcast: 'Why just add another direction? North is the best. I don't want to try to duplicate that with a lower direction, you know?'

 The family friend confirmed to Daily Mail Online that last week, the celebrity pair locked in the name 'Easton' so that his nursery and wardrobe can begin to be made, monograms and all.



North and East-on West! The Kardashian-West's are going nationwide baby! Well, except for the South. Everyone knows that half black children have to avoid the South. Especially since the Confederate flag is gone and we have no way of knowing who is a racist bigot and who is not. That's what Kim meant when she said that naming her next child 'South' would be ridiculous. Why would a black family promote the most prejudice area of the country? When she said she was going a different direction she meant that in the most literal way possible. I know picking your baby names from a map seems absurd, but it actually makes a lot of sense. For better or worse, their children's names symbolize their popularity throughout this very nation of ours. 

This is such an epic troll job. What's more obnoxious then naming your child after a specific region of the country? Naming your child after two specific regions of the country at the same damn time. You thought they were just going to go straight around the compass? Hell no, they may be dumb, but they aren't stupid. You don't get as rich as their collective family is without having a little bit of creativity. I thought naming their first child 'North' was a dickhead move too. However, when you not only embrace that concept, but take it the next level then I have no choice but to respect it. Just trolling everyone. How many articles are going to be written about how these kids lives are ruined by their parents abstract naming process? Psssh, these kids lives were ruined when they birthed to the two most self indulgent people on the planet. If you are going to have two children that are destined to be assholes you might as well give them names that will eventually reflect their personalities. If there is anything that I love about Kanye West it's that he thinks outside of the box and that does not give a fuck what anyone thinks, and that couldn't be anymore evident than throughout the construction (destruction?) of his family.