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Two Minutes, Well Worth It

WE'VE GOT A GOLF FIGHT!!!

8/2/2016

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Went out to my favorite course with Kevin on my last day in CO and witnessed some absolutely ridiculous #fightclub on the 18th hole after someone hit right into the group on the green. Who says white ppl don't brawl? #golffight #denver #neverlayup #whitemalematurity #fossiltracegolfclub

A video posted by Justin Abrams (@jabrams77) on Jul 30, 2016 at 6:30pm PDT

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God bless Instagram for giving people the ability to make longer videos, because this baby was like poetry in motion. Had just about every single stage that you'd hope for out of a fight between two white golfers in loud collared shirts and khaki shorts, and I'm not sure it would have been as satisfying if it wasn't caught in a single succinct post.

The overly aggressive approach that was supposed to be interrupted by a 3rd party but ended up resulting in an awkward jump-push? The dancing around while still waiting for someone to intervene and stop them from making complete asses out of themselves? The multitude of half assed punches that were so far from making contact that I have to believe they weren't thrown with the intent to make contact? The one punch that - possibly accidentally - did make contact and reminded both parties just how dumb they would look leaving their favorite golf course with a black eye or a bloody lip? The mutual understanding that neither of them had any real interest in fighting in the first place? The apologetic handshake? Dare I say that if these guys were mic'd up we probably would have heard the guy in the blue offer to buy the guy in the salmon a beer? I think you know the answer to that one. Honestly, I'm just glad there happened to be a steady handed cameraman overlooking that cliff, because this was an award winning display of suburban, white belligerence coming to a head and it's authenticity would have been completely compromised had it not been shot candidly. 
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