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When Did Paul Walker And Tyrese Become Friends? When They Found Out The Were Sleeping With  The Same Woman, Of Course

3/28/2015

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Yahoo Sports- While reminiscing about his late co-star Paul Walker, who passed away tragically in a car crash in 2013, the singer-actor pointed to the moment the pair first truly clicked, while shooting 2003’s 2 Fast 2 Furious: “Well, the first moment me and him really broke the ice is when we found out we were sleeping with the same girl in Miami,” Tyrese said matter-of-factly in our interview, which you can watch above. 

Gibson went on to explain the confusion the two encountered while driving around the city as each described the woman they were hooking up with in a moment that sounds straight out of an R. Kelly video. “He was casual about it,” the 36-year-old former model said. “He was just like, ‘Yeah I was just with her last night. I said, ‘I was with her last night!’”



​Well I'll be...If Tyrese isn't the damn darkest Eskimo brother that I have ever seen then my memory is playing more tricks than an episode of 'The Jimmy Kimmel Show'.

In case you weren’t aware, there are a staggering amount of differences between the two genders. You can add this one to the list. If two women found out they were schlepping the same guy it would be like pulling the pin on the grenade. Well, if the grenade’s aftermath was passive aggression, mean spirited gossip, and backhanded compliments. Meanwhile as men, we generally bond over booze, sports, and women. What better way to get to know a person than by being inside the same woman mere hours apart. Remember the movie ‘The Breakup’ where the new boyfriend comes over and ends playing video games for hours on end with the old boyfriend? Guys are simple like that. If we happen to have fucked, or happen to be fucking, the same woman it’s because she’s probably looser than my velour suits in high school, not because the other person is necessarily a bad guy. Ever meet an ex’s new boyfriend and actually get along with him? It’s a weird phenomenon, but it makes sense. Women tend to have a type. Of course those who she chooses to let penetrate her would share some commonalities other than an upcoming doctor visit, the same genital ointment, and a week of stress and prayer.

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I think the real story here is old Suzy Rottencrotch. Really screwed the pooch with this one, eh babe? Two future millionaires on the line and all she walks away with is the satisfaction of knowing that her box played matchmaker to a couple of celebrity BFF’s. That pussy is like Denzel Washington in ‘Remember The Titans’, against all odds it brings people together. It’s the all assimilating vagina! They say that if you have two quarterbacks you really have none. I guess that age old adage proves true when talking about fuck buddies as well. If you had two shots. Two opportunities. Would you capture them? Or let let them slip….into each others arms.

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